Amend the Constitution? What, are you stup- oh, wait, never mind.
Yup, that’s right. President Fuckchop strikes again, this time at the perils facing “traditional” marriage. (Never mind fixing Vegas or the shoddy economy – apparently, the ONLY way to save the enigmatic institution that is American marriage is to keep a significant chunk of the population from having any part of it.)
Although, as CNN notes, any proposed amendment might not even make it out of Congress, thanks to the close split in each house, a lack of uniformity among Republicans on the issue, a pending election, and the fact that amending the Constitution is an extremely drastic move that is only un-doable by further amendment (cf. Prohibition).
And naturally The Onion has an excellent take on the whole same-sex marriage mess. (It’s funny because some people actually think it’ll happen.)
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