“Bundle of sexy”
When I woke up this morning I had the phrase “bundle of sexy” firmly embedded in my brain.
I have no idea where it came from, what it means, or even what part of speech it is. As far as I can tell, it just sprang into existence this morning as I rolled over to hit the snooze button for the sixth time, and it’s up to me to figure all the rest of that out.
Google has 61 hits for the phrase “bundle of sexy”, but in every one the word “sexy” modifies something else – “bundle of sexy energy”, “bundle of sexy voices”, etc. – so I’m fairly confident that my own internal phrasing is unique. Ha ha.
So. “Bundle of sexy”.
As a noun, it works as a job title, both formally (“Good morning, my name is Jim, and I’ll be your bundle of sexy today. Our breakfast specials are…”) and informally (“She’s leaving? Who’ll be the office bundle of sexy now?”). It can also work as a term for one’s prodigious naughty bits, for a compact or petite sexy person, or for a person whose je ne sais quoi is palpable. Maybe it could even replace “je ne sais quoi”.
As an adjective, it works as a pickup line (“Damn, baby, you are just bundle of sexy! My place or yours?”) or as a compliment on a new hairstyle or article of clothing (“That clingy shirt makes you so bundle of sexy – you should buy it.”).
As part of the verb phrase “to get bundle of sexy”, it works as the process one undergoes to become attractive (“He can’t come to the phone now; he has a hot date tonight and is getting bundle of sexy.”).
There’s bound to be more lurking in that phrase…
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