June search queries (annotated)

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These aren’t as good as May’s, damn it. Unfortunately, it looks like all the results with the lowest hit counts were left unlisted by analog, and based on what I remember from my occasional trips through the access logfile, all the good stuff only had one or two hits. *sigh.*

kerry t shirts
Check out either his official site or DOTWHO.
john kerry t shirts
Um, see above.
david sirota sexy
He is, isn’t he?
sexy david sirota
Um, yes, he is, isn’t he?
cute food
I believe you’re looking for this site, with its anime-and-manga-in-bento-format pics.
jeem
That’s me! However, “jeem” is also the name of the fifth letter of the Arabic alphabet (if you have the right stuff installed, it looks like this: ﺝ ), a Trojan horse (sometimes called “Backdoor.Jeem” – hee!), Journal of Environmental Economics and Management, and an advice columnist for a Pakistani GLBT webzine (“Uncle Jeem”).
sardine can antenna
Nifty, eh?
dahlia lithwick
I like her stuff, but this is not the place to find it. Go to Slate.com.
troy in fifteen minutes
Funny, funny stuff.
fahrenheit 9/11 torrent -trailer
Sorry, no dice. Go see it in the theater; the ticket sales should help prove that PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, DAMMIT.
fanatical apathy
I’ve only posted one link to that site so far (specifically to the bitterly sardonic piece on gay marriages), but it’s pretty damned good overall. Go read.
knuckleball wait until it stops and pick it up
Bob Uecker said it, and it’s a rather brilliant strategy.
how is drupal pronounced
I’ve heard it as either DROO-päl (ä=the broad A in “hat”) or DROO-pəl, but usually as DROO-pəl. (Oh, I so love the schwa character…)
fornicate
Sounds like a plan to me! BTW, I am shocked! shocked! to discover that, at this writing, I am the 13th-highest search result for that word.
missouri fahrenheit 9/11
The official ticket-sales site has a list of theaters in my fair state.
vitamins for torn achilles
OUCH! How in the world did you tear THAT? Personally, my vitaminic recommendation for a torn Achilles’ tendon is lots and lots of gin, but you should really see a doctor about such an injury.
good eats bit torrent
Not sure I can help you there, though I do love that show.
voting at 16
I’m torn on the issue myself, but it isn’t really an issue here in the States. UK readers (do I have any?) should go check out votesat16.org.uk.
fahrenheit 911 mikel moore
You’ll do better if you spell his name “Michael”.
dsl ack
DSL NAK at the moment, actually — have just completed a bit of a spat with my ex-ISP and am in the process of moving to a new one; while their stuff is en route, though, I don’t have DSL at home. :(

Let’s hope July comes out better search-wise.

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