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How freakin’ insane must one be to think it fun to make Twinkies look like sushi?
Good Lord. That’s just wrong on so many levels.

Carl posted for us a rather funny list of how various TV chefs would fare on Iron Chef:America.
I’m trying to come up with additional chefs, but am not having much luck. curses!

While there’s no specific mention of the MINI Cooper, it turns out that a company in New York state will install a Mac Mini into your car-stereo slot and do any further mods you want. It’ll cost you, of course, but they’ll do everything for you. Suh-weet.

it’s a MINI wagon.
and it is just so. freaking. COOL.

In the grand absurdist tradition, I present unto you The People Who Owned the Bible, a short story about the fallacy of copyright extension.