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When Margaret Cho speaks, all the little boys sit up and listen.

Well, OK. All the little boys of a certain orientation, winkwinknudgenudgesaynomore, sit up and listen.

First: “Don’t Stalk CZJ!“, an impassioned plea to leave Catherine Zeta-Jones aLONE.

Second: a bit on Donald Rumsfeld’s evasiveness, entitled “Indignant, Ignant Rumsfeld“. It’s sort of eerily timed because, for the past several weeks, I’ve been having dreams in which I am trying to ask Donald Rumsfeld searing questions about torture, the Red Cross, the Geneva Conventions, etc., but am never successful. (The weirdest parts of those dreams are the locations and other persons involved - the blue-ribbon panel composed of the 5 guys from “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy“, hearing testimony in a Gitmo-like prison cell; or the starting rotation for the Oakland Athletics, leading a church camp that just happens to have Rummy leading a workshop on Noah and the Ark.) Naturally, after every dream, I wake up livid, and build a long rant in my head about how eeeeevil Rumsfeld is as I’m shaving and brushing my teeth. And thinking about Rummy is most definitely not the way to start the day.

June 18, 2004   Comments Off

Ack. So far behind.

So I’m doing another bullet-point list. (Quit whining and read, dammit!)

  • The Onion discusses a potential downside to Massachusetts marriage equality. As is standard for The Onion, it’s quite good.
  • A recent post on a Wikipedia mailing list pointed me to “What Makes a Fuckhead?“; this should be required reading for anybody with any administrative function on any Internet-based system.
  • A New York Times food critic posts an elegant defense of fine dining. A bit over the top, perhaps, but it’s a lesson we can all take to heart.
  • The latest Fuckchop Administration scandal - the March 6 2003 Justice Department memo that claims a wartime President is exempt from various laws - gives us this Houston Chronicle editorial, this intriguing post on a blog I’m going to have to read regularly (thank you RSS!), and this .torrent of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart’s response.
  • David Sirota, writing in In These Times mag, has decided that, when it comes time to vote, ignorance isn’t bliss - and he backs up his argument with publicly available fact. (For those of you who keep finding me through Google searches for “sexy David Sirota”, this could be a lovely link for you.)
  • Bruce Sterling, writing in Wired mag, argues against letting politicians dictate scientific progress.
  • In case you haven’t heard, Ronald Reagan died last week. Amidst the usual polemics and “Gipperporn” and shameless leeching, you may want to read a few extra pieces: one on Reagan’s REAL legacy, one on how the end of the Cold War wasn’t entirely Reagan’s doing, and the obligatory “thanks for fucking up the response to AIDS“.
  • I have May’s search query results in, and they’re interesting (to say the least). Post with details is forthcoming.
  • It looks like Ed’s GF J* will be getting a dog, but since her lease disallows pets, said dog will be staying at our place. And it also looks like I’ve talked them into a Boston Terrier. Yay! Now to angle for a cool name… I like “Rufus” (rejected), “Max” (rejected), “Tico” (as in the song “Tico no fubá”; the jury is still out on this name), and “Baxter” (not yet suggested, but will be shortly; thanks R*). Hopefully they’ll have the dog in time for me to borrow its je ne sais quoi for Pride.
  • In looking for a link to a recent post on the stLouIST, I stumbled across the Terror Alert Banana:
    terror alert banana
    Too, too funny. [Update 20040622 14:41: d'oh! forgot to link back. fixed now, sorry.]
  • Margaret Cho writes about one of the more political Elvis Costello songs, Shipbuilding. Very nice.
  • Alas! Tangerine could be closing! DON’T DO THIS TO US, BLAKE!!! I still can’t bear the untimely loss of the Hungry Buddha
  • Carl of the FoolBlog reports here that he now has the most famous picture of a taco in the world. Of course, Carl, it could be more famous… we could always associate the phrase “giant fucking taco” with your mascot pics. (which could be interesting.)
  • Finally, the usual hypercynical geek rant: Keep your anti-virus definitions and your firewall and your OS up-to-date, or get off the damned Internet.

Ouch. I should be done for now. Remember, a review of May’s search queries is forthcoming.

June 10, 2004   Comments Off

Bulleted lists are good for the soul.

  • Is this in fact the twilight of the PC era?
  • With all the buzz about big überglorious supercomputers, there are more voices questioning the traditional FLOP metrics and suggesting that maybe we should think of supercomputers in a different light.
  • Are micropayments the future of the Internet economy? Perhaps. Read and ponder.
  • Is Linus Torvalds more powerful than Bill Gates?
  • You know how I love me some critical liberal screed. Hell, if you read this blog regularly you get a metric assload of it. Thus, I give you If Tom Daschle Doesn’t Crack the Whip and Get His Caucus to Filibuster the “Trojan Horse/Poison Pill” GOP Medicare Bill, the Democrats Will Probably Face a Massive Defeat in 2004. Here is Why.
  • So, since my last update (sorry), the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court declared that the existing state law defining marriage as being between a man and a woman was inconsistent with the state’s constitution. Since I have something of a vested interest in how this whole thing turns out, you can bet I’m going to post a bunch of links for you.

    CNN’s legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin weighs in with a mostly-positive review of the ruling.

    TomPaine.com, that great public interest journal, has their own analysis that is IMHO much better.

    This Boston Globe columnist raises the specter of Loving v. Virginia, the landmark 1967 U.S. Supreme Court case that invalidated anti-miscegenation laws.

    Everybody’s favorite sex advice columnist, Dan Savage, parrots about why he likes remaining unmarried. (It’s mostly about his mother and his money, apparently.)

    Finally, an op-ed piece in the Salt Lake Tribune reminds us all that this decision does not mean the sky is falling.

  • While I’m on a roll here, have a look at this clarification on the reasons for the destruction of Sodom. Hint - something else was more important than sex.
  • Does your company have a blogging policy? If not, check out Ray Ozzie’s version, and build appropriately.
  • I’m pulling the new Drupalized version of the Growing American Youth page together. It isn’t yet ready for prime-time, but with a little tweaking it should be a distinct improvement.
  • You will note a distinct lack of commentary in the coming weeks and months on the whole Michael Jackson molestation mess. Why? BECAUSE I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT IT. It really pisses me off that we have to pay attention to it all while our troops are dying in Iraq; while our allies are suffering acts of terrorism; and while the current administration is continuing to evade nagging questions about Halliburton’s contracts, the removal of the anti-war-profiteering section of the occupation funding bill, and the lack of any evidence of weapons of mass destruction.
  • Wednesday night R* and I went to the Trailhead Brewing Company for dinner. I got a sampler of 6 of their beers - though the raspberry lambic was a bit too sweet, the brown ale was good, the amber ale excellent, and the pumpkin ale delightfully subdued (most are overpowering). Plus, I had an acceptable barbecue brisket sandwich.

    Afterwards we went to see the third Matrix movie. Meh. It had its moments, but to get to them you had to endure a lot of tedium. And there was a lot left unresolved. But it led to an interesting conversation on the ride back on the almost-solipsistic nature of the Matrix itself. (Yes, actually, everything that you experience is all in your head.)

  • Last night I hung out for a while with my friend Jimmy, and watched Margaret Cho (The Notorious C.H.O.). Since then I’ve had non-stop Margaret in my head. My only complaint is that the real Cho clips are interspersed with the little snippets from the audience before and after the show itself.
  • Might be getting another cast-off laptop from work. mwahaha.
  • A London editor for The Nation posts her take on Bush’s visit.
  • Oh, and don’t forget our whopping successes in Afghanistan.
  • Some days when I go to the locker room before and after my workout, the TV is tuned to Fox News. I’ve begun to associate the term “fair and balanced” with my own bare ass. Read into that what you will, but remember that my skin-tone is most often called “fair” and that I’ve been striving for buttcheek symmetry in the weight room.
  • I’m going to add the Gallup “State of the Nation” poll to the links on the right here. They’re just fucking cool.
  • Finally, I’ll be doing the Thanksgiving turkey again this year. As in the past two years I will be brining it - and once I get home tonight I’ll post the brine recipe I use (as given to me by my friend Dan). If you have any control over the turkey you eat this T-giving, then I suggest you use this method (or at least recommend it).

November 21, 2003   Comments Off

20030215

So I met R* last night for our proto-date. Had amazing Korean food (at a “secret” place, whose location I have been instructed not to reveal), “scintillating” conversation, and Pocky, a delicious Japanese snack which unfortunately has little English-language explanation on the Web. And apparently kim chee breath is very sexy. *ahem*

After the proto-date I swung by ye olde video rental shoppe and snagged The Notorious C.H.O.; Happy, Texas; and Buckaroo Banzai (a subtle nod to the eclectic tastes of my netadmin colleague). Watched the Margaret Cho one, laughed my ass off, and laughed some more. Today during dinner (chili) will be one of the two others, probably Buckaroo Banzai.

(In looking for that Margaret Cho link, I came across the info on her next stand-up tour. I simply must go, but first I need to get myself to a city where she’ll be. grumble grumble. Any volunteers to host me? I’m quiet and don’t smoke.)

Today, I decided to bring myself up to literary speed with this one boy with whom I’ve been chatting, and pick up some Rilke. So far, after just 10 pages, I am floored at how spot-on he is about so many things. (More comments on that as I read more and ruminate more.)

Have to go in tonight and fix the UPS while nobody else is on. What a way to spend a Saturday night, huh? I may do something afterwards but haven’t committed to anything.

February 15, 2003   Comments Off