My spoon is too big.

Lots of posts brewing. In the meantime, though, enjoy this:
Rejected

Dental update

As it turns out, the tooth in question (upper left first bicuspid, if you must know) got that way because of pressure from a wisdom tooth. Wisdom tooth pressure was squishing the whole upper left side, but the broken one had a small weak spot that eventually just caved, and now it’s infected. [...]

Star Wars in 15 minutes?

So yes. Fred and I saw Ep-III (pronounced “ep-ay-yi-yi”) this past weekend, at a truly bitching theater which I most heartily recommend whilst drinking frosty pints of a nice unfiltered Belgian-style white ale (garnished with a wedge of lemon).
For a quickie recap of the film, please see mistful: So, Star Wars. My favorite [...]

If you absolutely MUST see the film this way,

Boing Boing posted instructions for getting “Fahrenheit 9/11″ through BitTorrent. (Of course, by seeing said documentary at home instead of in the theaters, you’re reducing the ticket sales; ticket sales figures are half the buzz for any new film, and buzz draws people to see a movie, and we WANT lots of people [...]

Finally, The Onion ’splains everything.

At least as far as Fahrenheit 9/11 is concerned.
This week’s Infograph covers the underlying bases of right-wing idealogues’ objections to said award-winning documentary.
Suddenly everything makes sense…