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It’s that time again – time to scour my analog reports for interesting search queries! (I smushed the August and September monthly stat compilations together for this post, ’cause September was just generally nutso.)

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Sicko. Get your pr0n fix elsewhere.

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Ran for state treasurer on a platform of “no gay marriage 3V4R!”, and won [...]

July’s search engine results. I’m beginning to think May’s were just flukily good.

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Perhaps you were looking for a Johnny Jump-Up, that fabu baby exerciser that consists of a cloth seat and some badass elastic bands.

modelboys

Since including that term, I have discovered that yes, there is a pr0n site by that name. Lovely.

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These aren’t as good as May’s, damn it. Unfortunately, it looks like all the results with the lowest hit counts were left unlisted by analog, and based on what I remember from my occasional trips through the access logfile, all the good stuff only had one or two hits. *sigh.*

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As promised. (Yes, I’m posting these partially because of Carl, but mostly because of their contents. You’ll see.)

http://www.scrubnugget.com/jim/

Um, it’s called the Address Bar. You don’t need to go to Google or Yahoo! or MSN Search for everything.

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Speaking of which, I didn’t submit any. Couldn’t quite get my idea [...]