August-o-rama and the Septem-bration!
It’s that time again - time to scour my analog reports for interesting search queries! (I smushed the August and September monthly stat compilations together for this post, ’cause September was just generally nutso.)
- modelboys
- Sicko. Get your pr0n fix elsewhere.
- sarah steelman
- Ran for state treasurer on a platform of “no gay marriage 3V4R!”, and won the Republican nomination as a result. Most people tend to run for that office based on their accounting credentials, or based on their ideas for improving the efficiency of state government, or based on their record as a waste-fighter. Apparently, Sarah didn’t think any of those were important; all that matters to her is keeping those icky icky gay people from having any sort of legal recognition, equality or economic benefit be damned.
- jumpy
jimmy jumpy
- Cut back on the caffeine, then.
- barack obama
- Quite a guy. If I lived in Illinois, I’d vote for ‘im.
- kerry t shirts
pro kerry t shirts
john kerry t shirts
cheap democratic t shirts
- obama speech text
- dahlia lithwick
- obama speech review
- anti kerry t shirts
- jumpy house
- bit torrent good eats
- troy in fifteen minutes
- kenny hulshoff
- vitamins in onion
- jumpy webbrowser
- rent a jumpy house
- fahrenheit 911 ticket sales
- firefox jumpy
- Is it just Firefox, or do other programs get “jumpy” too? If it’s the latter, then check on your monitor and display adapter.
- hr puff n stuff pictures
- 2004 05 marathons
- altoids national convention
- “We, the Cinnamon delegates, nominate John Kerry…”
- bon appetit stl kosher
- recipe for indian dessert called gulab jamun
- I’ll post it separately — look here.
- mo pho blog
- Do you maybe mean Mo-Pho, the MObile PHOto blog? Or perhaps the bestest drag king around, Mo Faux?
- people lack of vitamins pic
- Look on images.google.com for “beriberi“, “pellagra“, “scurvy“, or “rickets“. There are other diseases that result from vitamin deficiencies, but I think those four will give you the most graphic pics.
- apathy in marriage
- vitamins for steer
- I found a decent site summarizing nutrition in beef cattle, which discusses some of the basic issues.
- vitamins for hearing
September 2, 2004 Comments Off
How’d you get here?
July’s search engine results. I’m beginning to think May’s were just flukily good.
- jimmy jumpy
- Perhaps you were looking for a Johnny Jump-Up, that fabu baby exerciser that consists of a cloth seat and some badass elastic bands.
- modelboys
- Since including that term, I have discovered that yes, there is a pr0n site by that name. Lovely.
- kerry t shirts
- Here.
- sarah steelman
- Don’t like her. (She’s the Republican candidate for MO state treasurer, and I don’t think she’s very qualified.)
- john kerry t shirts
- Here.
- lightninging
-
Love that word.
- poll 3rd congressional district missouri 2004
- There really hadn’t been any polls done prior to the primary.
- mike matheny handsome
- Yes, he is. R* is especially enamored of him.
- link:ufoyieetgqej:www.osnews.com/story.php?news_id=6282
- Um, nice to meet you too.
- cute food
- Cute bento pics
- mozilla jumpy
- Define “jumpy”, please. It may be your video or mouse drivers, or an outdated version.
- mikel moore fahrenheit 911
- You’ll do better if you spell his first name right - it’s “Michael”.
- dahlia lithwick
- Good stuff. She has a recent article on the Congressional Accountability for Judicial Activism Act of 2004 (”courts can’t review the constitutionality of some of our laws, neener”) that is an excellent read.
- backdoor.jeem
- Can I at least see some pics first?
- jumpy house
- Get under a sturdy table or desk, or brace yourself in a doorway.
- car game free
- I’ve always been fond of the alphabet game, where you look first for an “A” in things around you, then a “B”, “C”, etc.; I Spy; and the game where you have to make a word from the sequence of letters in other cars’ non-vanity license plates.
- vitamins for doves
- Um. I don’t know. Try one of your other results, please.
- barack obama
- Whatta guy.
- link:www.osnews.com/story.php?news_id=6282
- Have we already met?
- vitamins
- A, D, E, and K are lipid-soluble, so you shouldn’t overdo them.
August 3, 2004 Comments Off
June search queries (annotated)
These aren’t as good as May’s, damn it. Unfortunately, it looks like all the results with the lowest hit counts were left unlisted by analog, and based on what I remember from my occasional trips through the access logfile, all the good stuff only had one or two hits. *sigh.*
- kerry t shirts
- Check out either his official site or DOTWHO.
- john kerry t shirts
- Um, see above.
- david sirota sexy
- He is, isn’t he?
- sexy david sirota
- Um, yes, he is, isn’t he?
- cute food
- I believe you’re looking for this site, with its anime-and-manga-in-bento-format pics.
- jeem
- That’s me! However, “jeem” is also the name of the fifth letter of the Arabic alphabet (if you have the right stuff installed, it looks like this: ﺝ ), a Trojan horse (sometimes called “Backdoor.Jeem” - hee!), Journal of Environmental Economics and Management, and an advice columnist for a Pakistani GLBT webzine (”Uncle Jeem”).
- sardine can antenna
- Nifty, eh?
- dahlia lithwick
- I like her stuff, but this is not the place to find it. Go to Slate.com.
- troy in fifteen minutes
- Funny, funny stuff.
- fahrenheit 9/11 torrent -trailer
- Sorry, no dice. Go see it in the theater; the ticket sales should help prove that PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, DAMMIT.
- fanatical apathy
- I’ve only posted one link to that site so far (specifically to the bitterly sardonic piece on gay marriages), but it’s pretty damned good overall. Go read.
- knuckleball wait until it stops and pick it up
- Bob Uecker said it, and it’s a rather brilliant strategy.
- how is drupal pronounced
- I’ve heard it as either DROO-päl (ä=the broad A in “hat”) or DROO-pəl, but usually as DROO-pəl. (Oh, I so love the schwa character…)
- fornicate
- Sounds like a plan to me! BTW, I am shocked! shocked! to discover that, at this writing, I am the 13th-highest search result for that word.
- missouri fahrenheit 9/11
- The official ticket-sales site has a list of theaters in my fair state.
- vitamins for torn achilles
- OUCH! How in the world did you tear THAT? Personally, my vitaminic recommendation for a torn Achilles’ tendon is lots and lots of gin, but you should really see a doctor about such an injury.
- good eats bit torrent
- Not sure I can help you there, though I do love that show.
- voting at 16
- I’m torn on the issue myself, but it isn’t really an issue here in the States. UK readers (do I have any?) should go check out votesat16.org.uk.
- fahrenheit 911 mikel moore
- You’ll do better if you spell his name “Michael”.
- dsl ack
- DSL NAK at the moment, actually — have just completed a bit of a spat with my ex-ISP and am in the process of moving to a new one; while their stuff is en route, though, I don’t have DSL at home.
Let’s hope July comes out better search-wise.
July 2, 2004 Comments Off
May search queries (annotated)
As promised. (Yes, I’m posting these partially because of Carl, but mostly because of their contents. You’ll see.)
- http://www.scrubnugget.com/jim/
- Um, it’s called the Address Bar. You don’t need to go to Google or Yahoo! or MSN Search for everything.
- john kerry t shirts
- Speaking of which, I didn’t submit any. Couldn’t quite get my idea put together in time.
- nick berg wikipedia
- Um, just go to Wikipedia and look for Nick Berg? Here, I’ll make it easy for you.
- gay slang 2004
- It doesn’t change THAT often.
- mike matheny chest
- Um, he’s kinda cute, but I don’t have any such pictures of him. Sorry.
- weetabix lemon blueberry muffin
- Mmmmm… delicious… For the record, I don’t have such a recipe; I’m pestering R* for it.
- sexy internal obliques
- Because when the world thinks of ’sexy internal obliques’, they think of ME. Score! (Yes, this is why I’m posting these query results.)
- excerpts of nick berg video graphic content
- Sorry, I don’t have it. Please look elsewhere.
- silly awards
- ??? I’m not sure how you got HERE.
- kanji large pdf japanese
- Um, no such content here. Sorry.
- the arrogance inconsistency and unreliability etc
- Amen…
- the arrogance inconsistency and unreliability of the administration’s diplomacy have undermined american alliances alienated friends and emboldened our adversaries
- Preach it…
- political friendster
- Go visit them, not me.
- gulab jamun picture
- None here, but check this out.
- drift table
- Another ???.
- troy in fifteen minutes
- Cousin. He’s my cousin. Cousin. Totally my cousin. In conclusion: Cousin.
- randy johnson marry
- Not my type, thanks. Although he is a hell of a pitcher.
- red bumps triceps
- I don’t want to know. Get something topical.
- emoticons japanese
- ^_^
- gay slang sushi
- Last ??? of the month. Sometimes I wonder about the people who find me through search engines.
June 10, 2004 Comments Off











